Word of the Day: surefeit
Looking for a roommate blows. It’s like, you get home thinking you can finally wind down and relax (read: transform back into your real life Schlomo the Slob self), but no, you have to tidy everything up and look dapper to impress some stranger who’s coming to look at the place. Presentation is everything, after all.
There’s a large orange and white tabby cat that occasionally plants itself in the middle of our jungle of a back yard. He just kind of stares at you when you look out the window. I’ve named him Richard Parker after "The Life of Pi".
I went to fill out the rental application yesterday and while there, asked the ghetto office lady who was there what the extra cost for the deposit would be for having a pet (some of our prospective roommates have a dog). She couldn’t quite explain it correctly in relation to the cost for the individual tenant’s deposit, and when I pressed for clarification, she got well nigh confrontational with me. That ghetto-ass, low class tactic of getting adversarial to compensate for intellectual shortcomings will never win the people over, fyi.
I made my money problems magically go away yesterday (and won’t tell how), so now have some moolah to play with this weekend. Unfortunately, thinking I wouldn’t be able to go out this weekend, I threw caution to the wind and threw a couple muffins down my throat this past week not at all concerned for the possible repercussions to my midsection. The damage is moderate, granted, but these are hard times we live in, so sometimes it’s just best to stay in.
P.S. Hello! Yes, you out there in America-land! Our president is a Royal Retard and has no idea what he’s talking about. There will be n o t h i n g left of social security in probably a shorter time than he’s even estimated–all this while Congress lives fatly off of their own private retirement plan, The Golden Fleece plan (look it up online if you haven’t already heard about it. Absolutely abominable.). Stash some cash away now, even if it’s a small amount, in some sort of retirement investment plan. Or die young. Up to you. *cheers*
